“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
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I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you
i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back
FREE MY NIGGA POOKIE!
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”